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Testificate News (Villager News 2 Extra)


This is Testificate #5 reporting for Testificate News.
THIS IS NOT VILLAGER NEWS!
THEY ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE!
I don’t like them!
As you can see, there is an alien attack in progress!
Let’s take a closer look!
People are getting abducted all over the place!
It looks like the villagers are standing up to the UFO.
Some of them are sitting.
VILLAGERS, THEY MAY TAKE OUR LIVES
BUT THEY’LL NEVER TAKE OUR FREEDOM
OOH NO, MY FREEDOM!
That was noble.
But this village needs a hero.
TestificateMan: Did somebody say HERO?
OH MY GOD, it’s TestificateMan, he’ll save us!
TestificateMan: SHOO … SHOO!
TESTIFICATES ARE CHEERING
NOOooo aw…
What are we going to do now?
Aaaahhhhhhh-elyah-elyaaahhhh-elyah-elyaahh
Well that didn’t help at all…
OH NO AH
This is Testificate #5 reporting for…
© 2013 Element Animation
English captions by @Thibaultmol

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