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    You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! 😉

    – We’re entering an era in which our enemiescan make it look like anyone is saying anythingat any point in time.Even if they would never say those things.So, for instance, they could have me say things like,I don’t know, “Killmonger was right,”or “Ben Carson is in the sunken place,”or, how about this, simply,“President Trump is a total and complete dipshit.”Now, you see, I would never say these things.At least not in a public address.But, someone else would.Someone like Jordan Peel.This is a dangerous time.Moving forward, we need to be more vigilantwith what we trust from the internet.It’s a time when we need to rely on trusted news sources.May sound basic,…

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    Kellywise – SNL

    >>>AFTER SENATOR CORKER TWEETED THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS LEADING US ON A PATH TO WORLD WAR THERE, WHITE HOUSE ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY CALLED THOSE TWOOITS TWEETS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. THIS WOMAN DOES KNOW SHE WORKS FOR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT? WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? I’M ON THE ON THE COOPER. — I’M ANDERSON COOPER.>>AND WE’RE OUT. GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE. HERE’S THE RUN DOWN FOR TOMORROW.>>OKAY. DO WE HAVE ANYBODY FOR THE THIRD SPOT YET. >>WELL, I KNOW KELLYANNE HAS BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS. >>WE THAT DESPERATE? ♪♪♪ >>OH.>>HI, IT’S ME, KELLYANNE CONWAY. BUT YOU YOU CAN CALL ME KELLY WISE, THE DANCING CLOWN. IT’S KELLYANNE. >>WHAT DID YOU DO TO…

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    Nigel Farage insults Herman van Rompuy, calls EU President a “DAMP RAG”

    You have the charisma of a damp rag, and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk.And the question that I want to ask, that we’re all going to ask, is “Who are you?”.I’d never heard of you. Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you. I would like to ask you, President,who voted for you, and what mechanism… oh, I know democracy’s not popular with you lot,and what mechanism do the peoples of Europe have to remove you? Is this European democracy?Well, I sense, I sense though that you are competent and capable and dangerous, and Ihave no doubt in your intention, to be the quiet assassin of European democracy,…

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    Breaking Jennifer Lopez News (feat. Matt Walsh) – Lights Out with David Spade

    A Bob Dylan musical is coming to Broadway.Finally a musical where, uh, men drag their girlfriends to.-Um… -(laughter)it’s gonna be like Cats if Cats was sung by an actual cat.(laughter)(yowls)He’s got, uh, he doesn’t sing particularly…Um, multiple theater chains are banning costumesat screenings of the new Joker movie.Batman’s like, “Unbelievable.-(laughter) -“You know what,“first I have to buy a ticket– I do not get comped.“Now you’re telling me“I got to go back to the Batmobile and change?“I’m only going here because I’m a good guy,“I’m supporting him, and I’m the one getting shit onby everyone, and he’s the big star.”Very, uh…-He’s bitter. -He’s bitter about it.-I liked it. -Yeah, yeah, I…

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    Name That Song Challenge with Miley Cyrus

    -Miley, here’s how it works.The Roots are going to start playing a songone instrument at a time.Miley and I can buzz in and guessas soon as we know the song.But if you guess wrong,the other person gets a chance to steal.-Okay. -You can play along at home.Roots, let’s hear the first song whenever.And, by the way, I am ready to win.Let’s go. -Ugh!-Whenever you’re ready, Roots. Let’s do this.-One, two, three, go.♪♪-Please.♪♪ Wha–♪♪ Oh, no.♪♪It can’t be what I think it is.[ Buzzer ] No.-“I Love Rock and Roll”? -No!-Joan Jett. [ Bell dings ][ Cheers and applause ]-Okay. -Joan Jett!Joan Jett, baby! “I Love Rock and Roll”!How’s it go?…

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    Jim Jefferies Doesn’t Understand Americans

    >>THIS IS EXCITING. THE SHOW IS A LOT DIFFERENT FROM LAST NIGHT.>>Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.>>YOU DIDN’T PICK ON 98-YEAR-OLD WOMEN AS MUCH. VERY GOOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE HER ON THE SHOW MORE OFTEN. PROBABLY IN THE NEXT YEAR OR SO. DON’T LEAVE IT TOO LONG. ALSO, YOU HAVE CHANGED THE DRESSING ROOM USED TO HAVE CUPCAKES. SINCE YOU HAVE GOTTEN THIN, IT’S HUMMUS AND VEGETABLES. GET FAT AGAIN. GIVE ME CUPCAKES.>>Jimmy: WE DO HAVE CUPCAKES. WE DO HAVE CUPCAKE TODAY.>>PROBABLY KATHY GRIFFIN ANY MOTHER TOOK THEM.>>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EMMY NOD.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU.>>I WAS IN THE SAME CATEGORY.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>I WAS IN THE SAME…

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    Trevor Noah Was Low Key In ‘Black Panther’

    >>Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU HERE AND ON TELEVISION.>>JUST ANYWHERE, LIVING.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON “THE DAILY SHOW.” YOU HAVE REALLY MADE THAT SHOW YOUR OWN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: YOU DO INCREDIBLE WORK OVER THERE. THAT’S NOT EASY. THAT’S NOT EASY. CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS TIE.>>DO YOU LIKE IT?>>Stephen: IT HAS SPARKLES.>>I TRY TO GO WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT.>>Stephen: IT HAS FLAVOR CRYSTALS.>>I LIKE THAT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DRUG. THAT’S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, “YOU WANT THE FLAIMP CRYSTALS, MAN?” THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Stephen: SO HOW ARE YOU? AFTER SIX YEARS LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES,…

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    Joe Biden on Ukraine Transcript, Impeachment & Defeating Trump

    >>Jimmy: IT IS AN HONOR AND APLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE.>>GOOD TO BE WITH YOU.>>Jimmy: SO WHAT’S NEW?ANYTHING GOING ON?>>NOT MUCH AT ALL.RUDY AND DONALD, I DON’T KNOW.>>Jimmy: YOU’VE BEEN INPOLITICS FOR QUITE SOME TIME.HOW DOES THIS RANK AS FAR AS ONTHE OUTLAND ISHISH SCALE FOR YOTHE LAST 48 HOURS, WATCHING THISTRANSPIRE?>>18 OUT OF 10.>>Jimmy: MM-HM.>>NO, THIS IS KIND OF BIZARRE,YOU KNOW, IT’S RUDY GIULIANI ISA GREAT CHARACTER WITNESS THEPRESIDENT HAS.>>Jimmy: MM-HM.YEAH.IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE HE WASMAYOR OF NEW YORK AT ONE TIMEAND SEEMED TO BE DOING AN OKAYJOB.IT’S LIKE HIS BODY HAS BEENTAKEN OVER BY ANOTHER BEING.>>I DIDN’T KNOW THE PRESIDENTCOULD DO THAT.>>Jimmy: MAYBE HE’S MOREPOWERFUL THAN WE REALIZE.IT…

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    The Man Who Eats Roadkill

    [MUSIC PLAYING] ARTHUR BOYT: Well not all my neighbors know what I am.Yes, I have a bad reputation for eating roadkill.[MUSIC PLAYING]ARTHUR BOYT: Here we are at the gateway to our property.It is Butterwell farm.We had a badger come across here.Ran across here, and over there.Every night he was coming down.And one night, coming up, I very nearly ran him over.Just caught sight of him about to go under the wheel. Yes.Yes, I’ve hit at least one pheasant and one rabbit.But I would do my utmost to avoid killing anything. This is a polecat ferret.I found it not a mile away from here.And it, as you see, has been thoroughlyrolled…

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    Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit

    >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT DOES WHAT I DO BUT WITH A CHARMING ACCENT.PLEASE WELCOME THE HOST OF “THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW,” GRAHAMNORTON!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>HI, EVERYBODY!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW!DID THEY ALL GOOGLE ME BEFORE I CAME OUT?THEY SEEM TO KNOW WHO I AM!>>Stephen: WE HANDED OUT PAMPHLETS.>>INFO SHEETS.>>Stephen: EVERYBODY KNOWS.THEY WATCH YOU ONLINE.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.LOVELY TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: I ADMIRE YOUR SHOW, YOUR SKILL, BUT I ADMIREON YOUR TELEVISION YOU CAN WEAR COLORFUL THINGS.YOU LOOK LOVELY.>>THIS I BOUGHT MYSELF.THIS IS MODEL’S OWN.>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW…