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    You Won’t Believe What Obama Says In This Video! 😉

    – We’re entering an era in which our enemiescan make it look like anyone is saying anythingat any point in time.Even if they would never say those things.So, for instance, they could have me say things like,I don’t know, “Killmonger was right,”or “Ben Carson is in the sunken place,”or, how about this, simply,“President Trump is a total and complete dipshit.”Now, you see, I would never say these things.At least not in a public address.But, someone else would.Someone like Jordan Peel.This is a dangerous time.Moving forward, we need to be more vigilantwith what we trust from the internet.It’s a time when we need to rely on trusted news sources.May sound basic,…

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    Kellywise – SNL

    >>>AFTER SENATOR CORKER TWEETED THAT THE PRESIDENT WAS LEADING US ON A PATH TO WORLD WAR THERE, WHITE HOUSE ADVISER KELLYANNE CONWAY CALLED THOSE TWOOITS TWEETS INCREDIBLY IRRESPONSIBLE. THIS WOMAN DOES KNOW SHE WORKS FOR PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP, RIGHT? WHAT MORE CAN I SAY? I’M ON THE ON THE COOPER. — I’M ANDERSON COOPER.>>AND WE’RE OUT. GREAT SHOW, EVERYONE. HERE’S THE RUN DOWN FOR TOMORROW.>>OKAY. DO WE HAVE ANYBODY FOR THE THIRD SPOT YET. >>WELL, I KNOW KELLYANNE HAS BEEN MAKING THE ROUNDS. >>WE THAT DESPERATE? ♪♪♪ >>OH.>>HI, IT’S ME, KELLYANNE CONWAY. BUT YOU YOU CAN CALL ME KELLY WISE, THE DANCING CLOWN. IT’S KELLYANNE. >>WHAT DID YOU DO TO…

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    Sia Carpool Karaoke

    I’LL TRY MY BEST.WAIT.HANG ON.I’LL CALL YOU BACK.SIA!IT’S JAMES!HOW YOU DOING?I’M OVER HERE!NO!LISTEN, CAN YOU HELP ME GET TO WORK?>>I’D LOVE TO.I’M REALLY GOOD AT DIRECTIONS.>>I’M IN THE CAR.NO, TURN AROUND.WAIT THERE.WAIT THERE.I’LL COME AND GET YOU IN.OH, MY GOSH.TURN AROUND.OKAY.I’M JUST — ARE YOU OKAY?>>YEAH, I’M GREAT.>>James: THERE’S A CURB.I GOT IT.>>James: YEAH, THERE IT IS.(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >>HEY!>>James: THANKS FOR THIS.LISTEN, ANYTIME.>>James: SUCH A RELIEF I SAW YA.>>YEAH, YEAH, I GOT YA COVERED.>>James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO SOMEParty girls don’t get hurt Can’t feel anything, when will Ilearn I push it down, push it downI’m the one for a good time call Phone’s blowin’ up,…

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    Breaking Jennifer Lopez News (feat. Matt Walsh) – Lights Out with David Spade

    A Bob Dylan musical is coming to Broadway.Finally a musical where, uh, men drag their girlfriends to.-Um… -(laughter)it’s gonna be like Cats if Cats was sung by an actual cat.(laughter)(yowls)He’s got, uh, he doesn’t sing particularly…Um, multiple theater chains are banning costumesat screenings of the new Joker movie.Batman’s like, “Unbelievable.-(laughter) -“You know what,“first I have to buy a ticket– I do not get comped.“Now you’re telling me“I got to go back to the Batmobile and change?“I’m only going here because I’m a good guy,“I’m supporting him, and I’m the one getting shit onby everyone, and he’s the big star.”Very, uh…-He’s bitter. -He’s bitter about it.-I liked it. -Yeah, yeah, I…

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    Jim Jefferies Doesn’t Understand Americans

    >>THIS IS EXCITING. THE SHOW IS A LOT DIFFERENT FROM LAST NIGHT.>>Jimmy: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.>>YOU DIDN’T PICK ON 98-YEAR-OLD WOMEN AS MUCH. VERY GOOD, YOU SHOULD HAVE HER ON THE SHOW MORE OFTEN. PROBABLY IN THE NEXT YEAR OR SO. DON’T LEAVE IT TOO LONG. ALSO, YOU HAVE CHANGED THE DRESSING ROOM USED TO HAVE CUPCAKES. SINCE YOU HAVE GOTTEN THIN, IT’S HUMMUS AND VEGETABLES. GET FAT AGAIN. GIVE ME CUPCAKES.>>Jimmy: WE DO HAVE CUPCAKES. WE DO HAVE CUPCAKE TODAY.>>PROBABLY KATHY GRIFFIN ANY MOTHER TOOK THEM.>>Jimmy: HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>I’M ALL RIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR EMMY NOD.>>Jimmy: THANK YOU.>>I WAS IN THE SAME CATEGORY.>>Jimmy: YEAH.>>I WAS IN THE SAME…

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    Trevor Noah Was Low Key In ‘Black Panther’

    >>Stephen: GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: ALWAYS A PLEASURE TO SEE YOU HERE AND ON TELEVISION.>>JUST ANYWHERE, LIVING.>>Stephen: CONGRATULATIONS ON “THE DAILY SHOW.” YOU HAVE REALLY MADE THAT SHOW YOUR OWN.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Stephen: YOU DO INCREDIBLE WORK OVER THERE. THAT’S NOT EASY. THAT’S NOT EASY. CONGRATULATIONS ON THIS TIE.>>DO YOU LIKE IT?>>Stephen: IT HAS SPARKLES.>>I TRY TO GO WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT.>>Stephen: IT HAS FLAVOR CRYSTALS.>>I LIKE THAT. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DRUG. THAT’S WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE, “YOU WANT THE FLAIMP CRYSTALS, MAN?” THANK YOU VERY MUCH.>>Stephen: SO HOW ARE YOU? AFTER SIX YEARS LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES,…

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    Joe Biden on Ukraine Transcript, Impeachment & Defeating Trump

    >>Jimmy: IT IS AN HONOR AND APLEASURE TO HAVE YOU HERE.>>GOOD TO BE WITH YOU.>>Jimmy: SO WHAT’S NEW?ANYTHING GOING ON?>>NOT MUCH AT ALL.RUDY AND DONALD, I DON’T KNOW.>>Jimmy: YOU’VE BEEN INPOLITICS FOR QUITE SOME TIME.HOW DOES THIS RANK AS FAR AS ONTHE OUTLAND ISHISH SCALE FOR YOTHE LAST 48 HOURS, WATCHING THISTRANSPIRE?>>18 OUT OF 10.>>Jimmy: MM-HM.>>NO, THIS IS KIND OF BIZARRE,YOU KNOW, IT’S RUDY GIULIANI ISA GREAT CHARACTER WITNESS THEPRESIDENT HAS.>>Jimmy: MM-HM.YEAH.IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE HE WASMAYOR OF NEW YORK AT ONE TIMEAND SEEMED TO BE DOING AN OKAYJOB.IT’S LIKE HIS BODY HAS BEENTAKEN OVER BY ANOTHER BEING.>>I DIDN’T KNOW THE PRESIDENTCOULD DO THAT.>>Jimmy: MAYBE HE’S MOREPOWERFUL THAN WE REALIZE.IT…

  • Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit
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    Graham Norton Explains What The Hell Is Going On With Brexit

    >>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY!FOLKS, MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT — ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT DOES WHAT I DO BUT WITH A CHARMING ACCENT.PLEASE WELCOME THE HOST OF “THE GRAHAM NORTON SHOW,” GRAHAMNORTON!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>HI, EVERYBODY!( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WOW!DID THEY ALL GOOGLE ME BEFORE I CAME OUT?THEY SEEM TO KNOW WHO I AM!>>Stephen: WE HANDED OUT PAMPHLETS.>>INFO SHEETS.>>Stephen: EVERYBODY KNOWS.THEY WATCH YOU ONLINE.>>THANK YOU.>>Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU.LOVELY TO SEE YOU.>>Stephen: I ADMIRE YOUR SHOW, YOUR SKILL, BUT I ADMIREON YOUR TELEVISION YOU CAN WEAR COLORFUL THINGS.YOU LOOK LOVELY.>>THIS I BOUGHT MYSELF.THIS IS MODEL’S OWN.>>Stephen: I DON’T KNOW EVEN KNOW…

  • Mayor Pete Eats His Way Through Iowa, While Hickenlooper Looks For The Exit
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    Mayor Pete Eats His Way Through Iowa, While Hickenlooper Looks For The Exit

    BUT THE RACE TO REPLACE TRUMP KEEPS HEATING UP, AND I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S “DOIN’ IT DONKEY STYLE.” “NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED.”>>Stephen: FIRST UP ON THE “D” STYLE IS FORMER COLORADO GOVERNOR JOHN HICKENLOOPER, SEEN HICKENLOOPER HAS STRUGGLED TO GAIN TRACTION AND IS CONSIDERING ENDING HIS PRESIDENTIAL BID AND ENTERING THE RACE FOR COLORADO’S REPUBLICAN-HELD SENATE SEAT. BRAVO! BRAVO! GOOD FOR YOU! I LIKE THAT. FINALLY, A MAN WILLING TO PUT ASIDE HIS EGO AND DO WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY. THAT GUY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT. AND THE NUMBERS BACK HIM UP. ON SUNDAY, “THE DENVER POST” PUBLISHED A POLL SAYING HICKENLOOPER WOULD LEAD OTHER…

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    Mayor Pete Eats His Way Through Iowa, While Hickenlooper Looks For The Exit

    BUT THE RACE TO REPLACE TRUMP KEEPS HEATING UP, AND I’LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT’S “DOIN’ IT DONKEY STYLE.” “NEVERTHELESS, SHE PERSISTED.”>>Stephen: FIRST UP ON THE “D” STYLE IS FORMER COLORADO GOVERNOR JOHN HICKENLOOPER, SEEN HICKENLOOPER HAS STRUGGLED TO GAIN TRACTION AND IS CONSIDERING ENDING HIS PRESIDENTIAL BID AND ENTERING THE RACE FOR COLORADO’S REPUBLICAN-HELD SENATE SEAT. BRAVO! BRAVO! GOOD FOR YOU! I LIKE THAT. FINALLY, A MAN WILLING TO PUT ASIDE HIS EGO AND DO WHAT IS GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY. THAT GUY SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT. AND THE NUMBERS BACK HIM UP. ON SUNDAY, “THE DENVER POST” PUBLISHED A POLL SAYING HICKENLOOPER WOULD LEAD OTHER…