Gutfeld on Tuesday’s debate
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Gutfeld on Tuesday’s debate


FIVE” WELL, THAT WAS A LITTLE WEIRD AFFAIR LAST NIGHT. IT WAS LESS OF A DEBATE AND MORE OF A FAMILY SQUABBLE IN FRONT OF THE NEIGHBORS.>>IF WE’RE GOING TO FORCE AMERICANS TO MAKE THE RADICAL CHANGES, THEY’RE NOT — THROW YOUR HANDS UP. YOU HAVEN’T –>>ALSO MENTION –>>EVERY CREDIBLE POLL THAT I HAVE SEEN HAS ME BEATING DONALD TRUMP.>>HILLARY CLINTON WAS WINNING IN THE POLLS, TOO.>>WHO IS OFFERING A FALSE CHOICE HERE?>>YOU HAVE SOME.>>I THINK DEMOCRATS WIN WHEN WE RUN ON REAL SOLUTIONS, THINGS THAT ARE WORKABLE, NOT FAIRY TALE ECONOMICS.>>I DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY ANYBODY WOULD GO THROUGH THE TROUBLE OF RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AND JUST TO TALK ABOUT THING WE SHOULDN’T FIGHT FOR.>>Greg: LET’S BRING THE GROUP COUNSELLING INSIDE. IT’S MAKING THE KIDS AND DOGS UNCOMFORTABLE. THANK GOD THERE WAS A THERAPIST ON HAND TO MAKE THINGS BETTER OR WORSE.>>WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE TRUMP VOTERS THAT PRIORITIZE THE ECONOMY OVER THE PRESIDENT’S BIGOTRY?>>Greg: NO BIAS THERE. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO HALF THE COUNTRY THAT ARE RACISTS? NO WONDER CNN IS BLEEDING VIEWERS. THE DEBATE CAME DOWN TO A THREE-PART EPISODE, A LEFT WING CANDIDATE EXPLAIN HOW SOMETHING EVERYTHING CAN BE FREE. AND THEN SOMEONE SHOUTS EVIL TRUMP. THANK GOD MISS CLEO SHOWED UP.>>IF YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO DEAL WITH THIS DARK PSYCHIC FORCE OF THE COLLECTIVE HATRED THAT THIS PRESIDENT IS BRINGING UP IN THIS COUNTRY, I’M AFRAID THE DEMOCRATS WILL SEE SOME DARK DAYS.>>Greg: LOVE HER OR HATE HER, SHE HAS TWO THINGS IN COMMON WITH TRUMP. SHE’S NO POLITICIAN AND SHE HAS A POINT OF VIEW. JUST DON’T ASK HER ABOUT HER PET.>>DO YOU HAVE A PET?>>DO I HAVE A PET? I HAVE A CAT AND IT DIED.>>Neil: THAT AIN’T NO POLITICIAN’S ANSWER. SHE WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WITH TRUMP ON THE BRAIN.>>DONALD TRUMP.>>TRUMP IS A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR.>>DONALD TRUMP.>>THAT’S HOW WE’RE GOING TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP.>>DONALD TRUMP.>>DONALD TRUMP DISGRACES THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENT.>>DONALD TRUMP.>>WE HAVE TO GET RID OF DONALD TRUMP.>>DONALD TRUMP.>>DONALD TRUMP IS THE SYMPTOM OF A DISEASE.>>DONALD TRUMP, DONALD TRUMP.>>LET’S GET REAL. TONIGHT WE DEBATE BUT ULTIMATELY WE HAVE TO BEAT DONALD TRUMP.>>Greg: MAYBE IT’S ME BUT THAT TALK ABOUT TRUMP MAKES HIM MORE ALLURING. IT’S LIKE WHEN DAD SAYS STAY AWAY FROM THE MAGAZINES AT THE BARBER SHOP. WE SAY LET’S CHECK OUT THE MAGAZINES. JUAN LAUGHED AT THAT. IT’S WEIRD HOW TEN PEOPLE TALKING TRASH ABOUT YOU MAKES YOU SEEM SO MUCH BIGGER. YET TRUMP LOOMED OVER THE DEBATE LIKE THE DEVIL IN THE EXORCIST. NO COMFORTABLE CAME FROM THE ROOM BUT NO CANDIDATE EITHER. DANA, I SAW ONE OF YOUR TWEETS LAST NIGHT. YOU DO THAT THINGS WHERE YOU — I NOTICE NOT ONLY WHAT WAS THERE BUT WHAT WASN’T THERE. WHAT WASN’T MENTION, DANA?>>Dana: CNN, I PRAISE THEM FOR STARTING THE DEBATE AT 8:00 P.M. WHAT WASN’T THERE IS THE TRUTH THAT IT WAS THREE HOURS LONG, NOT TWO HOURS LONG.>>Greg: YOU SAID THERE WAS NO MENTION OF IMPEACHMENT AND NO COLLUSION.>>Dana: AND NO SEND HER BACK. THAT WAS A BIG THING. AND NO BIDEN. NOBODY MENTIONED ANY OF THOSE THINGS THAT WON’T BE THE CASE TONIGHT WHEN BIDEN IS ON THE STAGE. THE OTHER THING THAT YOU MENTIONED, MARYANN HAS THAT TRUMP HAS, SHE ALSO HAS A FOLLOWING. A READY-MADE FOLLOWING. THEY’VE BEEN FOLLOWING HER FOR DECADES. IT’S NOT THE SAME CROWD THAT FOLLOWED PRESIDENT TRUMP IF YOU FOLLOWED HIM IN NEW YORK. MARYANN IS AN INTERNATIONAL STAR AS WELL. SHE IS CONFOUNDING DEMOCRATS A LITTLE BIT. WHY DOES SHE HAVE THIS SUPPORT? WHERE IS IT COMING FROM? SHE’S BEEN BUILDING IT FOR YEARS.>>Greg: I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE’S SAYING. SHE WAGING A PSYCHOLOGICAL BATTLE. SHE’S TALKING ABOUT THE PSYCHE OF THE NATION. PEOPLE CAN UNDERSTAND THAT. WHAT DID YOU MAKE OF THE FAMILY FEUD LAST NIGHT BETWEEN THE MODERATES AND THE NOT MODERATES?>>FIRST, I LISTENED TO YOUR MONOLOGUE WITH SUCH INTEREST. THEN I HEARD ABOUT MISS CLEO. ISN’T SHE — WAS SHE A BLACK WOMAN ON TV?>>Greg: A PSYCHIC. 1-800 NUMBER.>>THAT WAS IT. YOU HAVE TO DIAL 1-800. SO NOW YOU GET MARYANN. I DON’T KNOW IF SHE GETS THE WHITE HOUSE. SHE GOT LOTS OF ATTENTION. I READ SHE WAS THE MOST SEARCHED PERSON ON THE STAGE IN TERMS OF GOOGLING AND THE LIKE. SO PEOPLE ARE LIKE WHO IS SHE? WHAT IS THIS ABOUT? I THINK SOME OF YOU KNOW WHO SHE IS. I DON’T KNOW WHO SHE IS. POLITICALLY SHE’S A NOBODY. IT’S A LITTLE STUNNER. I GET THE WHOLE TRUMP ANALOGY. BUT AT SOME POINT, WOULD SHE FALL OFF THE STAGE FOR THE NEXT ROUND? APPARENTLY NOT.>>Dana: SHE HAS A FOLLOWING.>>Greg: ANYBODY — YOU THOUGHT OF THE GROUP THAT WASN’T STRONGEST?>>Juan: CLEARLY ELIZABETH WARREN CAME STRONGEST AND LEFT STRONGEST. I DON’T THINK ANYBODY DID ANY DAMAGE TO HER. TO ME, THE WHOLE NOTION THAT IT’S A FAMILY FEUD. THAT’S HEALTHY. WE SHOULD BE SEEING A DEBATE THAT HELPS DETERMINE WHO THE CANDIDATE IS. LOOK BACK TO 2016. REPUBLICANS WERE MORE DIVIDED. YOU THINK ABOUT THE WALL. THERE WAS ONE GUY UP THERE THAT SAID YEAH, THE WALL IS A GREAT IDEA. TRADE, FOREIGN TRADE. WAR IN IRAQ. DONALD TRUMP DIDN’T TELL THE TRUTH BUT HE SAID THAT HE HAD OPPOSED THE WAR IN IRAQ.>>Greg: HE KIND OF DID. DIRECTIONALLY TOLD THE TRUTH.>>Juan: I THOUGHT IT WAS A SUBSTANTIVE DEBATE ABOUT MEDICARE FOR ALL, THE ENVIRONMENT WITH DELANEY PLAYING THE FOIL TO SANDERS AND WARREN MAKING SOME REAL GOOD POINTS AND FORCING THEM TO DEFEND THEIR POINTS. WHEN HE SPOKE ABOUT THE COSTS –>>Greg: WE’RE GOING DO DO THAT IN THE B BLOCK.>>Jesse: YOU CALLED IT A SQUABBLE, A FEUD. I CALL IT A REINCONVENIEN I CALL IT A REINVENVENIEN I CALL IT A REINVENTENIEN I CALL IT A REINVENTIOIEN I CALL IT A REINVENTION. BERNIE AND WARREN ARE LIGHTING THEMSELVES ON FIRE RIGHT NOW. IT’S LIKE THE REALISTS, THIS WILL GET US KILLED IN A LANDSLIDE. THEY DON’T CARE. THE AUDIENCE CLAPS EVERY TIME SOME SOCIALIST SAYS SOMETHING CRAZY.>>Juan: IT’S POPULAR.>>Jesse: SOCIALISM IS POPULAR.>>Juan: I DON’T KNOW ABOUT THAT.>>Jesse: SO WERE CULTS IN THE 70s. SOMETHING IS POPULAR DOESN’T MEAN IT’S GOOD. RIGHT NOW WHAT IS HAPPENING, WARREN, I DISAGREE. I THOUGHT SHE WAS FRENETIC. I THOUGHT SHE WAS ANNOYING. SHE FAILED THE COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF TEST WHEN SHE TOOK THE FIRST NUKE STRIKE OPTION OFF THE TABLE. LIKE SHE’S GOING TO SACRIFICE AN AMERICAN CITY AND LET NORTH KOREA THROW A MISSILE OVER HERE. THEN RESPOND AFTER WE LOST MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. ABSOLUTELY CRAZY. SHE REFUSED TO ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER SHE WOULD RAISE TAXES ON THE MIDDLE CLASS. BERNIE IS A NOTHING IN WASHINGTON HIS WHOLE CAREER. HE ONLY KNOWS HOW TO TAKE. HE’S A RAGEAHOLIC. NOBODY HAD ANY SENSE OF HUMOR. MARYANN WILLIAMSON, SHE’S LIKE HOMEOPATHIC THERAPY. EVERYONE IS ON STAGE IS LIKE ADVIL AND ASPIRIN. SHE’S LIKE YOGA AND CBD OIL. BUT SHE’S TAPPED INTO SOME REAL ENERGY IN THE COUNTRY. I DON’T THINK THAT ENERGY IS FULLY FORMED YET. SHE’S GOT INTO IT.>>Greg: WHAT ABOUT YOU, EMILY? YOUR HIGHLIGHTS AND LOW LIGHTS.>>I AGREE WITH PART OF WHAT YOU SAID. IT WAS LIKE A HUNGER GAMES BIG FISH IN A SMALL POND. THE PROGRESSIVES WON. BERNIE EMERGED AS THE COMMANDER AND HE AND ELIZABETH WERE THE PROS, BUT THEY FAILED AT THE COMMANDER LEVEL. I AGREE. TO ME, IT WAS CLEAR THE PROGRESSIVES WON. AT WHAT COST TO THE PARTY, AT WHAT COST TO THE REALITY OF THE MODERATE SECTION, WHICH IS WAS ECLIPSED. THE AH-HAH MOMENTS AND THE ZINGERS GOT ALL THE APPLAUSE AND EXCITEMENT. IN REALITY, VOTERS WERE LIKE, I WOULD LIKE MORE INFO FROM THAT MODERATE OVER THERE AND I WOULD LIKE MORE AIR TIME FROM THAT MODERATE OVER THERE. SO TO ME, IT WAS AN ANALOGY OF CNN TAKING AWAY THE CHOICE FROM THE VOTER AT HOME.>>Dana: YOU COULDN’T GET FULL ANSWERS BECAUSE THE RULES THAT THEY HAD SET OUT HAD THE MODERATORS WERE FORCED TO CUT OFF EVERYBODY JUST AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO MAKE A POINT, CUT THEM OFF.>>Greg: YEAH. I THOUGHT 2/3s OF THE MODERATORS DID A GOOD JOB. I THOUGHT THAT THEY MUST HAVE BEEN CRINGING WITH LEMON EDITORIALIZING, WAS A BIT ODD. IT’S LIKE HAVING ME UP THERE. [LAUGHTER]>>Juan: TRUMP WENT AFTER LEMON. HE WAS IN SELF-DEFENSE MODE. TWO OUTSTANDING MOMENTS FOR THE DEMOCRATS. ELIZABETH WARREN SAID TO THE MODERATES THAT THEY’RE MORE CONSERVATIVE. WHY ARE YOU RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT TO TELL US WHAT WE CAN’T DO? THE OTHER ONE IS MAYOR PETE SAYING, OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO CALL YOU SOCIALIST IF YOU’RE LIBERAL OR CONSERVE CONSERATIV CONSERVATIVE.

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