Don’t Watch This Trump-Epstein Video Alone
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Don’t Watch This Trump-Epstein Video Alone


THERE’S ONE BIG STORY WE HAVEN’T
TALKED ABOUT SINCE COMING BACK FROM OUR BREAK AND IT IS ABOUT
MILLIONARE FINANCE YEAR AND– FINANCE EAR AND GUY WITH A
WALK-IN CLOSET JUST FOR HIS SKELETONS, JEFFREY EPSTEIN,
EPSTEIN WAS RECENTLY ARRESTED AND ACCUSED OF SEX TRAFFICKING
OF MINORS. IT IS A DISTURBING STORY AND
THERE IS A MOUNTAIN OF EVIDENCE THAT THIS GUY IS GUILTY. DOZENS OF WOMEN HAVE COME
FORWARD, PORN GRAPHIC IMAGES WERE FOUND IN HIS HOME AND WE
LEARNED TO COVER HIS TRACK, HE SHIPPED HIMSELF A LARGE PAPER
SHREDDER AND A CARPET AND TILE EXTRACTOR. YEAH, HE BOUGHT THEM AT BED,
BATH AND OBVIOUSLY GUILTY. EPSTEIN, THIS IS A BIT OF
STRANGE DETAIL HERE. EPSTEIN EVEN OWNS A MYSTERIOUS
PRIVATE ISLAND WHICH HE NICKNAMED LITTLE ST. JEFF’S. WHICH LOCALS REFER TO AS
PEDOPHILE ISLAND AND ORGY ISLAND. HUH, THAT MIGHT BE A CLUE. EXCUSE ME SIR, WE’RE VECTING A
MURDER IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, IF YOU SEEN ANY SUSPICIOUS
ACTIVITY.>>I HAVEN’T, MIGHT WANT TO
CHECK WITH THE GUY WHO LIVES OVER AT THE STABBY SHACK. EPSTEIN DE FENDED HIMSELF IN
2011 SAYING I AM NOT A SEXUAL PREDATOR. I’M AN OFFENDER. IT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A
MURDERER AND A PERSON WHO STEALS A BAGEL. THOSE ARE NOT THE SAME THING. HERE IS HOW I KNOW. NO ONE HAS EVER COME TO MY DOOR
TO SAY HELLO, I JUST MOVED TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD AND I’M
REQUIRED BY THE COURT TO INFORM YOU THAT I ONCE STOLE A CINNAMON
RAISIN BAGEL WITH A SCHMEAR. EPSTEIN HAS BEEN DOING IT FOR
DECADES, IN 1970 HE TAUGHT AT THE ELITE OF PRIVATE SCHOOL
DALTON WHERE HE IS KNOWN FOR VIOLATING NORMS WITH HIS
ENCOUNTEDDERS WITH GIRLS AND WANDERING THE HALLS IN A FUR
COAT, GOLD CHAINS AN OPEN SHIRT THAT EXPOSED HIS CHEST. WHAT DID HE TEACH? (LAUGHTER)
INTRO TO PITCHING? — PIMPG, AFTER HE STOPPED
TEACHING HE BECAME A HEDGE FUND MANAGER WHO RUBBED ELBOWS WITH
FAMOUS PEOPLE LIKE BILL CLINTON, WADDY ALLEN AND CROWN PRINCE
MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN AS WELL AS SUPERSTAR ATTORNEY ALAN
DERRISHOWITZ WHO ADMITS TO GETTING A MASSAGE AT EPSTEIN’S
MANSION BUT HE SAYS IT WASN’T FROM AN UNDERAGED GIRL BUT AN
OLD, OLD RUSSIAN. AND BRACE YOURSELVES FOR THIS
DETAIL.>>I KEPT MY UNDERWEAR ON DURING
THE MASSAGE.>>Stephen: NOW–
(LAUGHTER) SOME HAVE DOUBTEDDED THE TRUTH
OF DERSHOWITZ’S STORY BUT IN A LATE SHOW EXCLUSIVE WE HAVE
TRACKED DOWN THE WOMAN WHO MASSAGES ALAN DERSHOWITZ, COME
ON OUT, SHIRLEY. SHIRLEY, EVERYBODY. (APPLAUSE)
THANK YOU VERY MUCH. PLEASE, RIGHT DOWN THERE. NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF. WE’RE ALL YOUR FRIENDS. SHIRLEY, THANK YOU FOR BEING
HERE. AND I’M ONLY ASKING TO VERIFY
HIS STORY. HOW OLD ARE YOU.>>I’M 27.>>Stephen: YOU’RE 27 YEARS
OLD. WHY DO YOU LOOK SO OLD?>>I SAW ALLEN DERSHOWITZ IN HIS
UNDERWEAR.>>Stephen: SHIRLEY,
EVERYBODY. ALAN DERSHOWITZ’S MASSEUSE,
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, SHIRLEY. JON, HOW ABOUT A LITTLE TRAVEL
MUSIC. (APPLAUSE)
HEARTBREAKING. OF COURSE THOSE WEREN’T
EPSTEIN’S ONLY BUDDIES. INTO, CIRCLE OF RICH AND CREEPY
MEN IS COMPLETE WITHOUT DONALD TRUMP. THAT’S RIGHT. EPSTEIN, CLINTON, DERSHOWITZ,
TRUMP, WE HAVE ACHIEVED FULL MOUNT TOUCH-MORE. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: WORTH IT, THERE
YOU GO. TRUMP WAS A FAN OF EPSTEIN’S
WORK BACK IN 2002. HE CALLED EPSTEIN A TERRIFIC GUY
AND SAID HE’S A LOT OF FUN TO BE WITH. ST EVEN SAID THAT HE LIKES
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AS MUCH AS I DO. AND MANY OF THEM ARE ON THE
YOUNGER SIDE. MANY OF THEM ON THE YOUNGER
SIDE, THAT’S NOT A FUN QUIRK ABOUT YOUR FRIEND. THAT IS A RED FLAG. MY PAL JEFF BALM CERTIFICATE A
LOT OF FUN– DAHMER IS FUN TO BE WITH, IT IS EVEN SAID HE LOVES
PEOPLE AS MUCH AS I DO. MANY OF THEM ON THE MEDIUM RARE
SIDE.>>Stephen: BUT NOW–
(LAUGHTER) ALAN DERSHOWITZ. (APPLAUSE)
ALAN DERSHOWITZ, I ATE ONE PERSON BUT VERY, VERY OLD AND
GRISLEY. BUT NOW THAT EPSTEIN IS IN
TROUBLE TRUMP HAS CHANGED HIS TUNE. JUST LAST WEEK HE HAD THIS TO
SAY ABOUT HIS OLD BUDDY.>>I WASN’T A BIG FAN OF JEFFREY
EPSTEIN. I DIDN’T WANT ANYTHING TO DO
WITH HIM T SHOWS YOU ONE THING, THAT I HAVE GOOD TASTE, OKAY. I WAS NOT A FAN OF JEFFREY
EPSTEIN.>>Stephen: I’M NOT A FAN, I
PREFER SEXUAL PREDATORS WHO WEREN’T CAPTURED. THIS MORNING–
(APPLAUSE) QUALITY. THIS MORNING NBC DUG UP SOME
ARCHIVAL FOOTAGE OF TRUMP NOT BEING A FAN OF EPSTEIN BACK IN
1992. COFFEE JOE MORNING’S MIKA TELLS
THE TALE.>>A TAPE IN THE NBC ARCHIVES OF
AHMARA LAGO PARTY SHOWS TRUMP GIVING EPSTEIN HIS PERSONAL
ATTENTION. THE FOOTAGE SHOT IN NOVEMBER OF
1992, BEFORE TRUMP OPENED THE RESORT OF THE CLUB, SHOWS THE
FUTURE PRESIDENT SURROUNDED BY CHEERLEADERS FOR THE BUFFALO
BILLS AND MIAMI DOLPHINS, CAPTURING TRUMP’S FURN-LOVING
BACHELOR LIFESTYLE. (LAUGHTER)
(APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: I’M SORRY, THAT
CLIP SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING. CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGERY OF
DONALD TRUMP DANCING. OKAY, I’M READY NOW, I’M READY. CAN WE SEE THAT ARRHYTHMIC
JUDDERING AGAIN, YEAH, FEEL THE BEAT, HMMMM, YEAH, HMMMM, YEAH. FEEL THE BEAT, THEN JUST IGNORE
IT AND KIND OF SNAP AND DRAG YOUR FEET BACK AND FORTH. HEY, LADIES. HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM. HMMMM, HMMMM, HMMMM. (APPLAUSE).>>Stephen: AFTER THAT TRUMP
HUGE OUT WITH HIS VERY SPECIAL PARTY GUESTS.>>LATER IN THE FOOTAGE TRUMP IS
SEEN TALKING TO EPSTEIN AND ANOTHER MAN, AS WOMEN ARE
DANCING IN FRONT OF THEM. TRUMP ALTERNATES BETWEEN DANCING
AND POINTING OUT WOMEN TO EPSTEIN AND THE OTHER MAN AND
TELLING EPSTEIN ABOUT THE CAMERAS. THEN TRUMP SAYS SOMETHING ELSE
INTO EPSTEIN’S EAR THAT MAKES HIM DOUBLE OVER WITH LAUGHTER.>>Stephen: I’M PRETTY SURE HE
SAID I’M GOING TO BE PRESIDENT ONE DAY.

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