Donald Trump blames lightbulbs for his orange hue

The lightbulb.
People said ‘what’s with the lightbulb?’
I said ‘here’s the story’
and I looked at it.
The bulb we’re being forced
to use, number one to me,
most importantly,
the light is no good.
I always look orange.
And so do you.
The light is the worst.
But number two, it’s many
times more expensive
than that old incandescent
bulb that worked very well.
And very importantly,
I don’t know if you know this,
they have warnings.
If it breaks, it’s considered
a hazardous waste site.
It’s gases inside
and read what they say.
If it breaks, bring it to your
local whatever, have it wrapped,
have it this.
What are we doing?
What are we doing?
So we’re gonna sell that
but we’re also gonna sell
incandescent bulbs and
people are so happy about it,
it’s really been pretty amazing.

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